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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, voilets are blue, Where is my foreskin? Oh wait im a jew."
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"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."
"You say cannibal, I say people person."
"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"
"Why was the tallest man in the world troubled? Because he had no one to look up to."
"I just spent fifteen minutes wondering how mermaids poop in case anyone out there is looking for a best friend or arch nemesis or something."
"What's scarier than Donald Trump becoming president? Bernie Sanders becoming president."
"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."
"Sometimes I miss having an appendix.. [removed]"
"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."