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Joke of the Day

"So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? ""No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"""

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"

"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."

"How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed. "

"My wife laughed at me because I struggled to get a proper full on erection, I told her ""Its a lot harder than it looks"""

"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"

"Ian: ""I baked you a pie to say sorry for backing over your cat in my car."" Tim: ""You did what?!"" Ian: ""Baked you a pie."""

"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."

"How do you kill a troll? Take away its internet access."