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Joke of the Day

"Dentist: this is gonna hurt a little bit Me: ok Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom"

"Everyone thinks the same thing when buying Drano. What a waste of money! That's $5 down the drain... ( )"

"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."

"How do you get a male cat ""fixed""? Get him Catstrated"

"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."

"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."

"i was with my mother and i asked if i could go some where and no and i said, their are starving kids in africa she said I don't give a fuck give them a sandwich"

"Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die! Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know? Me: The judge told him."

"It's important to set goals. You don't have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them."

"I'm sick and tired of the jokes on this sub, so I'm going to kill my foot. Yeah, that's right. I'm putting my foot down."