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Joke of the Day

"I've been sitting here trying to think of a French joke, and I almost have one that works. Unfrotunately, it went on strike."

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"Ever heard the song Coldplay wrote about the American Civil War? It goes: ""When you try your best, but you don't secede""."
"Funny Lance Armstrong Joke I just heard that Lance Armstrong got his medals taken away from him for using drugs.. This is crazy because, when I do drugs.. I can't even find my bike."
"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"
"Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice."
"Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire."
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"I once had a girl who wanted to shit on my chest She really did a number on me"
"Is your fridge running? Why didn't you send it to Rio? All the best to our contestants!"