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Joke of the Day

"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."

"I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places"

"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."

"Do you know how to tell if a bee is Africanized? It's all in the lips."

"There was a male striper who absolutely hated his line of work and wanted to quit. The pay was really good though, so he decided to stick it out for a little bit longer."

"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"

"what do you get when you spell dyslexia gangnam style? sexilady!"

"Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade. "

"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."

"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."