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Joke of the Day

"Waiter there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir and I'm sure there is an A C and all the other letters too !"

"My wife and I always fight about my socks on the floor, so I threw them at her. Was arrested after she told the officers I socked her."

"You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work."

"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"

"What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok"

"Q: Why do scientists look for things twice? A: Because they research everything."

"Whole foods? More like whole paycheck."

"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"