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Joke of the Day
"Whole foods? More like whole paycheck."
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"HR: You can't urinate outside. Me: Then how will we keep the jellyfish away? HR: Can you take a drug test? Me: Nope, I'm all out of urine"
"I still remember my grandfathers last words to me ""stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"""
"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""
"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."
"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."
"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."
"What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar"
"Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder."
"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"