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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do scientists look for things twice? A: Because they research everything."
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"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."
"I hate what you've done with the place."