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Joke of the Day

"Daddy daddy can I have another glass of water please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes but the baby's bedroom is still on fire."

"First thing you do in the school of rock? Rock enroll."

"""What did two years of Spanish classes teach you in high school?"" Nadar"

"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"

"What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend? You're so shelfish!"

"Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? The hallouminatti."

"There was a dyslexic devil worshipor. He sold his soul to santa"

"I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves. He died waiting for the drop."

"The best way to keep your new iPhone from getting stolen is to have a case on it that makes it look like a Blackberry."

"There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note ""Don't eat me"".Now there's an empty plate and a note ""Don't tell me what to do"""