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Joke of the Day
"In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming."
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"What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere"
"I'm picking up some really good vibes from this guy... ...because he's not coming with me tonight. :("
"First man discovered fire. Then he invented the wheel. Then there was, like, 500 years where he just kept setting the wheel on fire."
"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."
"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."
"Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence."
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony beautiful sea !"