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Joke of the Day

"In a blind test, 100% of participants... said they totally didn't see this joke coming."

"What is the most popular style in Moscow salons? A brushin."

"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."

"I often think ""Why would anyone live in Gotham? It's a shithole!"", but then you choose to live in the shithole that is [YOUR CITY NAME]."

"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."

"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"I'm in an Uber going 100mph the wrong way on the freeway and the driver's girlfriend keeps calling and screaming at him on speakerphone"

"What's blue and white and can't climb trees? A fridge with a denim jacket on"

"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."