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Joke of the Day
"Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body."
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"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."
"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""
"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."
"Smoking studies done on monkeys have shown that compared to the non smoking group, the smoking group looks significantly cooler."
"What's the difference between a black guy and a pile of dog shit?? eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking."
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"
"That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?"