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Joke of the Day

"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""

"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "

"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"

"Hey baby, lemme see what's under that shell. Ugh, as if. *Lady turtle starts walking away.* [3 hours later] I still see you there baby."

"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."

"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"

"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit."

"How do you say ""fuck you"" in Hebrew? Trust me"

"What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !"