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Joke of the Day

"What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !"

"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"

"A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?"""

"Just used my phone to record my wife snoring. She'd kill me if I ever played this in front of her friends. So... I guess this is goodbye."

"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."

"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"

"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."

"Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!"