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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"
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"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."
"Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going."
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."
"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."
"I KNOW WHO TWEETED THAT! -Me when reading ecards on Facebook"
"Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free."
"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."