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Joke of the Day
"How do you say ""fuck you"" in Hebrew? Trust me"
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"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."
"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"
"How come the steel clad soldiers from the Ming Dynasty lost to the Knights of Eastern Europe? They had a chink in their armor."
"Why is Chapstick so popular? Cause it's the balm baby!"
"Trump: ""Hows that Mexican mall going?"" ""Mall? We thought you said wall"" Trump: ""No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"""
"Boyfriend asked me to put a few planks of wood together... Nailed it!"
"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."
"Death by chickpea... What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another one to death? Hummuscide Thanks, I'm out."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"