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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."

"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"

"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."

"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."

"Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!"

"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."

"I went to a concert and the DJ asked us to put our hands in the air Unfortunately, I had forgotten my bag of Lays at home"

"I don't understand why everyone is so passionate about sports; it's all just bullsh - HEY! YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER!"