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Joke of the Day

"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."

"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"

"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."

"My girlfriend attended a 3 day course on ""How Not to talk on the phone"" but missed the beginning. She mistook the course to be ""How to talk on the phone."""

"Q: Why'd the robber take a bath? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway."

"What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch."

"I came here for... ...funny jokes in the comments."

"What does Bill Say to Hillary after Sex? Honey I'll be Home in 20 minutes."

"Where do the stormtroopers like to eat? At the Bo Buffet"

"[Adam and Eve in bed] Adam, am I really the only girl for you? GOD EVE, YOU'RE LITERALLY THE ONLY GIRL ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH"