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Joke of the Day
"How is my sex life like a Ferrari? Imported and extremely expensive."
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"What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader."
"My grandma caught me masturbating and she had a stroke... She has such soft hands..."
"Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust? He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*"
"Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake? A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts"
"Me: Happy Easter! Taylor Swift: I hate Easter! It's all a lie! Me: The Jesus thing? Taylor Swift: Ya... Men don't come back after 3 Days!"
"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"
"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"
"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."