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Joke of the Day

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."

"Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex? Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend."

"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"

"Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends."

"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."

"When the circus came to town they ran a competition to find the best contortionist.. ..so I entered myself and won"

"When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF? When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice."

"I met a girl in a bar last night and she said she wanted the night to be magical.... So I fucked her and disappeared."