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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"someone asked me if i liked having long hair... i told them i didn't at first but it kinda grew on me."

"What's the worst thing about a September harvest? Finding a plane in your field."

"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"

"I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more."

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"

"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."

"People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president."

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."

"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"