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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend dumped me for talking too much about video games what a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"

"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."

"What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate? You make me hard"

"Coach Krzyzewski thinks he's playing wheel of fortune... ""I'd like to buy a foul"""

"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."

"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"

"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."

"2016 jokes Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer....and my alarm clock is the police."

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."