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Joke of the Day
"What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader."
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"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"
"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is"
"If I had a shot of whiskey for every time I thought of you, I'd be sober."
"What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono"
"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."
"How do you say nachos in English? Mine."
"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"