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Joke of the Day
"Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off."
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"I only hate two kinds of people. The racist people and those fucking mexicans"
"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."
"Her: I <3 you. Me: I... I sideways balls you too."
"Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says ""is it whisky?"". His accomplice turns to him and says ""yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank""."
"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."
"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."
"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"
"Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white."
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap? I can clearly see ur nuts."