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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."
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"[pick-up line] Your like perfect ionizing energy to my electrons ... You really make me excited"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"
"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"
"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."
"You know, sometimes bad things happen to exactly the right people."
"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"
"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"
"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."
"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I'm out of beer."