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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"
Next Joke
"For women, the worst part of a breakup is probably that incessant little voice whispering ""Do something stupid to your hair."""
"What do you call a slutty egg? Over easy!"
"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."
"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"I'd slap you but I'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty."
"One good way to prepare for marriage is to have someone come over and critique the way you load the dishwasher."
"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"
"*drives Toyota Corolla into Mordor* ""See, nobody suspected a thing"""