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Joke of the Day

"[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park] See? Not nice, is it?"

"A man walked into a bar... I ducked."

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"

"You know what I say to people with low fiber diets. Tough shit"

"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"

"I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble"

"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"

"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."

"Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked. This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend."

"When did Anakin Skywalker become a mohel? When he cut through the Force-kin."