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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime? It was taken into custardy."
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"My dog kept barking at me I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs."
"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."
"My doctor accidentally mixed my Viagra with laxitives I didn't know whether I was coming or going!"
"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."
"What's the difference between spinach and sodomy? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them."
"A video of my kids attempting to cut steak would make an excellent commercial for condoms."
"I was going to castrate myself But I didn't have the balls."
"As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals."
"All alcohol will make my clothes fall off... tequila just makes that happen in public."