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Joke of the Day

"THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO ALL THE BROS ON INSTAGRAM WHO CAN'T AFFORD SHIRTS"

"What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it."

"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? He was too far out, man."

"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"

"For our first date, we'll dump a Crayola 64 box onto the floor, and put them back from worst to favorite."

"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."

"What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."

"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"