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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"

"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"

"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."

"""Poop fast and they'll think u only peed."" -advice I give my kids."

"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"

"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"

"I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost."

"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""