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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"

"Do you know why you dont get along with cassiopeia? Cause she is petrifying gays."

"My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief."

"Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)"

"Having sex with a waitress sucks. She only takes the tip."

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."

"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"

"Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?"