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Joke of the Day
"Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat."
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"So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . . If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Aaaurrrraaaaggghh!"
"What do you call a Vulcan sheep? Shbaaaaaaaahk"
"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"
"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."
"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"
"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."
"""This is the bomb!!!"" --'90s terrorist"
"If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again."