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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really really big ant? A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant? an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business? A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any."

"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"My favorite thing to say when a man offers me a drink is, ""Of course I'll have another...I AM drinking for two, after all!"""

"I just saw three dudes wearing denim shirts with denim jeans. Who's responsible for this shit? Canada? Was it you, Canada?"

"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."

"Sure, Michelle Obama said those words first but Melania Trump had the imagination to say them like an operative in a cold war spy thriller."

"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"

"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"

"They say the hottest person in a party never gets hit on cus people are intimidated. I'm just going to assume that's why I never get hit on."