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Joke of the Day

"My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card He's a man after my own heart."

"I wonder if when my dog follows me into the bathroom it's cause I follow him outside when he goes and he thinks that's how it works. Meh."

"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."

"My Cheesy Redneck Joke Bill, I cant post to Youtube no more. All these average potatos on there are agitating me. *Average Potatos?* Yeah, you know. Them Common Taters."

"What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat? Wharf!"

"My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."

"My wife asked me, ""Where's your wedding ring?"" I said, ""I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."""

"Jared Fogle says, ""Spell 'Tuna Sub' backwards and that's what I'll do in your kid's face"""

"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."