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Joke of the Day

"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."

"A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard.."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."

"How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *""Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.""*"

"I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry."

"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"

"Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat."

"Wife just found out my ring tone for her is ""ding dong the witch is dead"" so if anyone wants to race to Canada READY SET GO"

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"

"fight club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, i showed up late so i missed the first few rules but it was awesome i love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"