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"what's black and white and red all over? interracial couple losing virginity"
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"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."
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"what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish"
"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"What kind of ears does an engine have? Engineers"
"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
"My liver works harder for two days than I do all week..."
"Mariah Carey That awesome performance. Update: thanks for helping me get to the front page of r/jokes"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"