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Joke of the Day

"Really whenever I get up is ""too early."""

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"

"Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me."

"*hires skywriter Will you take me back if I stop wasting our money on frivolous things?"

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."

"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"

"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."

"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck."

"Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ? Because there is no try."