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Joke of the Day

"When I was a teenager, I tried to throw out all my boardgames... My parents were mad that I was throwing my Life away."

"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""

"So a baby seal walks into a club... _"

"What happened to the fireman who let the house burn? He got fired."

"Where do red head pirates come from? IIIIIiiireland Edit: Posted while drunk, fixed spelling."

"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"

"My girlfriend tells me her body is a temple Everyone's welcome, but you just have to take your shoes off before you enter."

"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."

"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"

"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"