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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a nun pregnant ? Fuck her."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"

"i was going to get married, but my wife refuses to sign the divorce papers"

"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated."

"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."

"Just remember Mom, you can't spell ""disappointment"" without ""appointment"" which reminds me I have to be at Hooters at 9 for my interview."