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Joke of the Day

"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."

"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? He was too far out, man."

"Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere."

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

"*licks the powdered sugar off the donuts and puts them back* Boss: I kinda like these new low-cal donuts. Real moist."

"there should be a pill that makes you feel the kind of happiness you get when you play with puppies"

"What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook. Wait"

"I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I'm in."

"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""

"what do a nun and a public defender have in common? neither one can get you off"