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Joke of the Day
"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."
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"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names"
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."
"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."
"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""
"How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs."
"I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap."
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."