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Joke of the Day
"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."
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"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult."
"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"
"Say ""No, TWO drugs."""
"I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore."
"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."
" Metric dollar."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me Me: that's really sweet Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse"
"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."