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Joke of the Day
"You hear what they are calling Bruce Jenner's new TV show? ""Cait Plus 8-inches."""
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"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."
"What do you do to get rid of an obese demon? You exorcise him."
"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"
"Did I ever post my Alzheimer's joke?"
"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."
"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit."
"If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains. I'm sorry."