195065

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cocktail and a dickbutt? You order a dickbutt at a gay bar."

"i was with my mother and i asked if i could go some where and no and i said, their are starving kids in africa she said I don't give a fuck give them a sandwich"

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."

"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"

"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."

"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."

"What form of hand-to-hand combat did the Nazis use? Jew Jitsu"