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Joke of the Day
"What form of hand-to-hand combat did the Nazis use? Jew Jitsu"
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"[Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks."
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"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."
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