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Joke of the Day

"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand."

"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""

"Leather's the coolest way to let me know you're a bad ass AND that you don't give a fuck about cows."

"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""

"Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry"

"What is the first thing a blind man says? My eyes! My eyes!"

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."

"I keep thinking I'd like for my girlfriend and I to have a threesome But then I think ""I have enough trouble pleasing one woman, let alone some dude too."""

"(OC) A little joke I just made up... Homeless people never get inside jokes."