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Joke of the Day

"Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?"

"First post: unconditional love test Lock your wife/husband in the trunk of your car for an hour, then your dog. Guess who's still happy to see you..."

"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" He replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?"

"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."

"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."

"An Italian and a black jump out of a tree. Who lands first? The Italian. The black is tied to the tree."