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Joke of the Day

"Two deer are leaving a gay bar... and one say to the other in disappointment ""man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"""

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3 Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman."

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."

"Steve Irwin died how he lived With animals in his heart"

"What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear? None, they go commando."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"

"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"

"I was surprised to read that an African doctor treating Ebola patients had died from the disease. Surely he could have stayed a safe distance from the patient while he danced and waved his magic bone."

"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"