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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay guy with Alzheimer's ask his partner? Where did I drop the soap?"
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"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I never pay attention ...or something like that... I wasn't really listening."
"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"
"If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. It's not like I don't like either one. I just love to travel."
"What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !"
"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""
"Stevie wonder may be a great musician, But he is a terrible dad.. He never sees his kids."
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy"
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."
"*hits on a guy* He's bleeding. I think I'm doing this wrong."