195054
Joke of the Day
"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."
Next Joke
"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."
"There was a problem with my AC device It's all cool now though"
"School is like a boner It's long and hard, unless you're Asian."
"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"
"Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask ""What kind of meat is that?"" and they answer ""yes"""
"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."
"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"