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Joke of the Day
"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"
Next Joke
"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."
"Winter... The only time of year when 8-12 inches is used to describe something white. (Up North)"
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
"What does the ghost like on his roast beef? grave-y gravy"
"Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo"
"My life That's the joke."
"If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Do Not Resuscitate 2) Smash Phone on Ground"
"How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, two... One, two."
"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""