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Joke of the Day
"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"
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"Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?"
"How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None. Their President outsources the job to India."
"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."
"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"
"If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt"
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers."
"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."
"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."
"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"