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Joke of the Day

"Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard."

"If mobile wallets do away with credit cards, they'll need to come up with an app that can scrape my windshield."

"Why can't a guy see his friends? Because he's married."

"Tyson's psychologist told Mike to take a year off he obviously misunderstood....good thing he didn't say two!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino..."

"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."

"I accidentally watched some gay porn last night... ... it was the worst 28 minutes of my life."

"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"

"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."