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Joke of the Day
"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"
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"BREAKING: Pot calls kettle ""black"". ""Racial tension at boiling point"" says mayor of kitchen cupboard"
"Why did the farmer cross the road? He was fucking the chicken."
"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."
"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys."
"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"
"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."
"My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in. She is smoking hot."
"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."