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Joke of the Day

"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."

"How do you get a drummer off of your porch? pay for the pizza."

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."

"Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy? Because, she was on her pyramid!"

"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"

"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin."

"did you hear about the ebola cure abola chicken noodle soup..."

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"