204660

Joke of the Day

"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"

"""Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy."""

"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"

"Q: What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? A: Your ghostliness."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"

"What do crack addicts sing while caroling? All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"

"What do you call a red-headed ninja? A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping."

"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."

"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."