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Joke of the Day

"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"

"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."

"I read an article about how much college will cost in 20 years so I'm scraping some paint chips off the house for my daughter to snack on."

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."

"""Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion is enough, chill out."" -Seal"

"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."

"the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me"

"Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? It's really sweeping the nation"

"A tall man and short man walk into a bar The tall man says ouch while the short man ducks under the bar."